Well Hello!!!
I feel like a new woman after my 90minute long, hot oil full body massage, Indian head massage and facial, hot oil hair treatment, hairwash and blow dry.
I actually feel slimmer, all that pounding and squashing of my fat and cellulite has made me slimmer, I am sure of it. Well thats what I am brainwashing myself to believe anyhow.
My massage started with me stripping down to my bare flesh and being handed a black thong like pair of throw away knickers. So glad they did not have CCTV. I would have been on "Who's been Framed". The massage started with a brutal Indian head massage, I then had to lie on my front while hot and I mean HOT, oil was splashed across my bum, back, legs and arms. I was pounded and prodded and squashed and sqeezed (it was lovely). I then turned onto my front. No bra, that was interesting lol! I was again splashed with hot oil, my boobs have never felt so soft... Then I had a wonderful facial. A karate kid style bandana was placed around my forehead and then hot oil was poured slowly into my hair for whay seemed like hours. Next my hair was washed and blow dryed, all of the time sitting naked on a bench with only a skimpy pair of knickers on. Never in England, I would have ran a mile.
I must also mention Janets massage experience.. Wait for it........ Well, she decided that she would out do me, I am sure. So she opted for a two person hands on hot oil full body massage, while I was relaxing next door, I could hear her laughing and OOing and Arrrring. Firstly Janet could not fit into the throw away knickers, so she had to get on the slab totally naked. The poor bloddy girls, I bet they had never seen anything like it before, I bet when we both left they all fell on the floor laughing.
Janets massage began like mine, but fifteen minutes into it, they removed the leatherette padded matteress and asked her to get onto the wooden slab. They started pouring hot oil onto her. I could here it fizzing and gurgling. She kept laughing, I could not keep a straight face. It turned out that her whole massage consisted of pouring oil, but when they asked her to turn over or move up the slab/bed etc she kept slipping around like a pork saugage in a frying pan. The tiny little ladies had to try and keep Janet still on balanced on the slab, much to her horror and shock. Then it was time for Janet to get off the oily slab (please remember she is naked). She was sliding around the slab and floor like a bobsleigh ride on sheer ice. She then had to sit back on the (still oily)slab, while they poured buckets and buckets of warm water over her, Janet continued to slide down the slab, like Bambi on ice. They scrubbed and washed her down with soap and shampoo using sponges. They even told her how to wash her own lady bits and watched while she did it.
We returned to our hotel, a little shell shocked and still feeling like a greased xmas turkey. We went straight for dinner and didnt even look in the mirror. When I returned to our room, My hair looked like I had left in a tube of VO5 oil for a month. I could not be bothered to wash it out as I was knackered so jumped into bed. It took me three hair washes the following morning to remove the grease.
Karen x
I feel like a new woman after my 90minute long, hot oil full body massage, Indian head massage and facial, hot oil hair treatment, hairwash and blow dry.
I actually feel slimmer, all that pounding and squashing of my fat and cellulite has made me slimmer, I am sure of it. Well thats what I am brainwashing myself to believe anyhow.
My massage started with me stripping down to my bare flesh and being handed a black thong like pair of throw away knickers. So glad they did not have CCTV. I would have been on "Who's been Framed". The massage started with a brutal Indian head massage, I then had to lie on my front while hot and I mean HOT, oil was splashed across my bum, back, legs and arms. I was pounded and prodded and squashed and sqeezed (it was lovely). I then turned onto my front. No bra, that was interesting lol! I was again splashed with hot oil, my boobs have never felt so soft... Then I had a wonderful facial. A karate kid style bandana was placed around my forehead and then hot oil was poured slowly into my hair for whay seemed like hours. Next my hair was washed and blow dryed, all of the time sitting naked on a bench with only a skimpy pair of knickers on. Never in England, I would have ran a mile.
I must also mention Janets massage experience.. Wait for it........ Well, she decided that she would out do me, I am sure. So she opted for a two person hands on hot oil full body massage, while I was relaxing next door, I could hear her laughing and OOing and Arrrring. Firstly Janet could not fit into the throw away knickers, so she had to get on the slab totally naked. The poor bloddy girls, I bet they had never seen anything like it before, I bet when we both left they all fell on the floor laughing.
Janets massage began like mine, but fifteen minutes into it, they removed the leatherette padded matteress and asked her to get onto the wooden slab. They started pouring hot oil onto her. I could here it fizzing and gurgling. She kept laughing, I could not keep a straight face. It turned out that her whole massage consisted of pouring oil, but when they asked her to turn over or move up the slab/bed etc she kept slipping around like a pork saugage in a frying pan. The tiny little ladies had to try and keep Janet still on balanced on the slab, much to her horror and shock. Then it was time for Janet to get off the oily slab (please remember she is naked). She was sliding around the slab and floor like a bobsleigh ride on sheer ice. She then had to sit back on the (still oily)slab, while they poured buckets and buckets of warm water over her, Janet continued to slide down the slab, like Bambi on ice. They scrubbed and washed her down with soap and shampoo using sponges. They even told her how to wash her own lady bits and watched while she did it.
We returned to our hotel, a little shell shocked and still feeling like a greased xmas turkey. We went straight for dinner and didnt even look in the mirror. When I returned to our room, My hair looked like I had left in a tube of VO5 oil for a month. I could not be bothered to wash it out as I was knackered so jumped into bed. It took me three hair washes the following morning to remove the grease.
Karen x
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