There is not enough hours in the day to write about all our experiences. My FB or blogs don't cover half of it. In any given day Janet and I find ourselves folded in half with laughter. We seem to laugh even at the most dire of situations. Like Delhi station in the dark of night, A spider the size of a mouse running across Jaets bed and Janet having to rush to the loo because she has Delhi belly. We even laugh at all the people laughing at us. Its so funny.
Last night I was sitting on my bed ironing my clothes with my GHD straighteners. Yes GHD's. I sent my clothes to the laundry but they came back creased even though they said they had been ironed. What did I expect for under 2.00 for 4 pairs of trousers, three tops and a dress to be cleaned in only a few hours. Janet has had Delhi belly which I have found hysterical..... I should not laugh because if I get it I will be crying. I made her disinfect the whole bathroom as it stunk of Poo.....
The story of the spider running across the bed, was only funny after we had got rid of it. I screamed, jumped onto my bed the spider went flying across the room becasue Janet throw her duvet up in the air. I gave her a peiece of paper and a cup to catch it. She caught it, then dropped it, caught it then dropped it. I was still screaming because it was massive.. The thought of that crawling across me in the night made me feel ill. I would have rather had taken my chances with the monkeys and slept on the verander.
Talking about creepy crawlies we saw a scorpion yesterday, I wish I hadn't.
Every day we wash out our knickers and bra's in the sink, they are dry by morning. I am washing my clothes by hand now as laundry isnt great. I am going on the hunt for Fairy washing powder tonight. Our housekeeper cleans when we ask, he is only young. I dare ask his age. but he does a great job and we tip well.
Janets seems to wash her bum at every given opportunity, which again I find so funny.
My hair. WELL thats took on a life of its own. No hair dryer and my straighteners I can manage to iron clothes with but not my hair, as the plug socket is loose and I have to have to heat straightners up, iron and heat iron and heat.
The toliets in most places we have visited have been western. However soom are squats... Have you ever tried squatting for a wee in a toliet that the floor is soaking and you are wearing long white linen trousers. Take it from me its not an easy task. I had to roll my trouser up to my thighs like Kylies hotpants, such a funny sight if caught on camera. Thank god for my Fitflop wedges, they kept me above water.
Janet removes her crop trousers before going to the loo. This can be fun in a small loo.
The shower. Well I never!!!!!! For three days I have dicky danced about in cold water, jogging on the spot just so my body doesnt go into shock with the cold. Yesterday however I decided to fiddle with the boiler and low and behold, hot water. TOO hot, I was screetching. I think I prefer the cold. LOL
Karen x
Last night I was sitting on my bed ironing my clothes with my GHD straighteners. Yes GHD's. I sent my clothes to the laundry but they came back creased even though they said they had been ironed. What did I expect for under 2.00 for 4 pairs of trousers, three tops and a dress to be cleaned in only a few hours. Janet has had Delhi belly which I have found hysterical..... I should not laugh because if I get it I will be crying. I made her disinfect the whole bathroom as it stunk of Poo.....
The story of the spider running across the bed, was only funny after we had got rid of it. I screamed, jumped onto my bed the spider went flying across the room becasue Janet throw her duvet up in the air. I gave her a peiece of paper and a cup to catch it. She caught it, then dropped it, caught it then dropped it. I was still screaming because it was massive.. The thought of that crawling across me in the night made me feel ill. I would have rather had taken my chances with the monkeys and slept on the verander.
Talking about creepy crawlies we saw a scorpion yesterday, I wish I hadn't.
Every day we wash out our knickers and bra's in the sink, they are dry by morning. I am washing my clothes by hand now as laundry isnt great. I am going on the hunt for Fairy washing powder tonight. Our housekeeper cleans when we ask, he is only young. I dare ask his age. but he does a great job and we tip well.
Janets seems to wash her bum at every given opportunity, which again I find so funny.
My hair. WELL thats took on a life of its own. No hair dryer and my straighteners I can manage to iron clothes with but not my hair, as the plug socket is loose and I have to have to heat straightners up, iron and heat iron and heat.
The toliets in most places we have visited have been western. However soom are squats... Have you ever tried squatting for a wee in a toliet that the floor is soaking and you are wearing long white linen trousers. Take it from me its not an easy task. I had to roll my trouser up to my thighs like Kylies hotpants, such a funny sight if caught on camera. Thank god for my Fitflop wedges, they kept me above water.
Janet removes her crop trousers before going to the loo. This can be fun in a small loo.
The shower. Well I never!!!!!! For three days I have dicky danced about in cold water, jogging on the spot just so my body doesnt go into shock with the cold. Yesterday however I decided to fiddle with the boiler and low and behold, hot water. TOO hot, I was screetching. I think I prefer the cold. LOL
Karen x
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